Tell her that it's better to watch you drunk all the time.gogolen wrote:convince his future wife to spend part of her honeymoon watching him play cardsShadow 14 wrote:What can we do to make that a 60% chance, buddy?stealtheblind wrote:There's somewhere around a 6% chance that I actually attend this
Would be more than awesome to have you here!!
Or that it's better than watching old mines of Ruhrgebiet.
Or that after X previous days with Prince Charming, she will welcome a weekend off in a beautiful BOCHUM (accent on HUM).
Or that you have to work on a special government project connected to possible Russian Invasion.
Or start a competition themed around "How Much We Love Each Other" and dare her to win if she lets you.
Or try something else, cause that didn't work with my wife...